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BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
mugGet the BATTERY ASSERTIONmug.

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit
jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
mugGet the shit im gonna run out of batterymug.

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011
mugGet the twenty percent batterymug.

Battery Dropping

1. To do acid
2. To actually clean your car battery by dropping it.
1. "So many colors, man, I shouldn't be driving after I dropped so much battery a couple minutes ago."

2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."
by Chemclasshero April 28, 2012
mugGet the Battery Droppingmug.

Droppin Batteries

When you're holding Batteries and you drop them.
It is frowned upon in most cultures.
Girl 1: Holy shit! Dante is droppin Batteries!!
Girl 2: Fuck! That is so frowned upon.
mugGet the Droppin Batteriesmug.

Lipo batteries

Rc car batteries, that have a lot of power, but become bombs, if not treated right. They're basically note 7's but a less explosive if treated right. If not they become balloons.
Ah shoot I left the Lipo batteries in the sun and now they're puffed bombs.
by Starcup May 13, 2021
mugGet the Lipo batteriesmug.

AAA battery

A person who is Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic
They call me an AAA battery cause i'm Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic
by starrs_above November 29, 2023
mugGet the AAA batterymug.

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