yogurt tube

Penis.

Does that mean you're back riding that yogurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

yogurt town

yogurt town means yo girl wants you to nut im her mouth leaving white stuff in her mouth aka yogurt town.

hey can you take me to yogurt town!!

by eatfeet January 1, 2021

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

banana yogurt

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful

Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl

by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017

spinning yogurt

The act of a man ejaculating but the other party hasn't so he keeps going until they get off.

A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.
This dude I banged was straight spinning yogurt waiting for me to finish and I think I love him for it.

by Lady Creep October 28, 2017