vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf November 07, 2008

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vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 03, 2009

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Vag holder

on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)

that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick

by bennyfucker July 13, 2009

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Vag-Tackle

A combat move in which a woman uses her groin and inner thighs to take down an opponent. She wraps her legs around her foe and forces him to the ground.

- Dude did you see that?
• Yah man this movie kicks ass!
- Oh snap! Did you see that vag-tackle!?
• Take dat pussayy

by SIE123 January 11, 2013

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vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 07, 2010

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