swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

standing hitler

Another name for boner

You have a standing hitler. Would you like to put your jews in my oven?

by Emo_memecat May 19, 2017

Stand-reggz

An abbreviation and conjunction of the two words "standard and "regular". Used to refer to something that happens often.
(Can sometimes even be further abbreviated to "streggz".)

"Dude, did you hear? Krystal has a new boyfriend."
"Stand-reggz."

by PairyHenis October 23, 2011

Please stand by

Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode

Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"

by ThatWandaVisionFan March 9, 2021

standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017

Stand and Model

Stand and Model or the shorthand SM is a term use to describe a subsect of people found within the fetish, Kink and BbSm lifestyle\scene that are known for attending fetish events in fetish clothing and not do anything but stand around and look pretty in their clothing, hence the term Stand and Model.

while most often the abbreviation SM is shorthand for the term Sadomasochism, but not exclusively as it can also be shorthand for Slave\Master, an sadism and masochism.

but as of lately SM has taken on the additional meaning with in the fetish scene to Stand and Model.

"Hey John what's up with that girl over there? I ask her if she like to play and she said she was not here to play, it was not her thing. what's up with her?

"It's not your fault Bill, She's one of those Stand And Model types, she here just to show off her new latex dress I bet."

by RealDom December 31, 2011