The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.
"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."
He was set to iPhone shuffle."
by Adsinjapan September 01, 2013
by Vape69Lord February 08, 2022
The bowl-legged, heat rash induced walk one gets after either not showering or eating spicy boudin from Jennings, Louisiana. This is a turn off to the female species. The Jennings shuffle can be caused by lack of clean hygiene, heat rash, eating spicy cajun food, and never washing clothes. Sufferers of the shuffle usually do not wipe well, nor do they comb their hair or brush their teeth.
Is that guy drunk? No, he's just doing the Jennings shuffle after eating tabasco-laced boudin and sweating too much.
by westernsky June 26, 2012
Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN
by MC_Wrath May 09, 2022
the feeling you get when you need to evacuate your bowels while running, causing you to squeeze your cheeks together as you keep going
I should have taken a dump before PT this morning because after the first mile, I was doing the Army shuffle.
by pacofajita8 June 24, 2009
by ya boy the average kid June 02, 2022
when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
by Dr. V.D. October 01, 2008