Nothing ever goes ones way, always screwing up no matter how hard you try. Extreme case of Murphy's Law...
Take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. For example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.
by Jim Stern November 22, 2007
Get the nelson factormug. by The one you call satan October 17, 2008
Get the [Patrick Nelson]mug. by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007
Get the Nelson Manbrellamug. I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
by James June 17, 2006
Get the half nelsonmug. A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers
by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022
Get the Jasper Nelsonmug. by Beausky March 3, 2022
Get the Commodore Nelsonmug. Kenan Nelson is a strong willed individual who makes other believe what he says, he likes to relax on sundays, watch anime, and read manga in his spare time. He is loyal and wants to make a difference in people's lives. If you have a kenan nelson in your life never let him go. He will be there to tell you bluntly what the truth is about your situation.
by Nectsotr May 2, 2018
Get the Kenan Nelsonmug.