by jakestoked May 17, 2023

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
by Likhakha December 26, 2019

Put your hand in ice water for 10 minutes. Remove and wrap with gauze or elastic wrap, you should be able to feel the coldness of your hand. Begin to masterbate.
by Scroate April 27, 2022

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.
by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

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by katy hill April 29, 2010

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
