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Lachlan Ponsen

He's a bit cheeky, doesn't listen to others. Mummas boy, makes stupid jokes, cries consistently. He is an abomination to society ;)
Have you seen lachlan ponsen around?
Yeah he's crying in the corner with his mum as per usual
by Hawt dawm July 26, 2025
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Lachlan

Lachlan is a rude, insanely annoying person. They are really dorky and quirky and fuck up a lot they are basically the human form of hell
Wow I hate lachlan he is so annoying
by Ggbbhh December 17, 2021
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The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024
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Lachlan

Lachlan is an act refered to as someone repeated smashing the back of their head to imitate Lachlan and his flat fucking head. It is also common that they also chisel their brain to smoothen it just like Lachlan. Also Lachlan's eyebrows overlap.
Hey wanna Lachlan?

No I dont want a flat head a smooth brain nor an endomorph body
by PoonanileachlanD December 15, 2023
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Lachlan

An idiot who puts C4 on your chair and thinks its funny
Did you see that dude who put C4 on your chair? He was such a Lachlan!
by plznokillIamonly9yo September 16, 2020
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Lachlan

Lachlan's favourite letter is always *e* and he is most likely a maid or catboy
E is love, E is life.
Lozzy also likes E, but she likes dove cameron more and then likes her cat more and then despises all brithish fuckboys
Lachlan on the other hand loves british fuckboys but likes women more
Lachlan will EEEEE the fucking shit out of ur skinny maid ass
by lachiejay April 14, 2022
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lachlan

A very annoying scrawny person who pushes people for no reason.
Anyone:*minding business*
Lachlan: *elbows*
EVERYONE: *beats lachlan* *takes his his hat and throws it*
by hgbdszg June 5, 2019
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