Kris

A guy who will most definitely pipe your mom

Aye bro watch out kris might pipe your mom

by Grizzly__ January 30, 2020

Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real

Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3

by celesticles September 1, 2023

kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs

that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again

by heylistenhey July 25, 2019

Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.

"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"

by geeksauce September 14, 2025

Kris' Churchill Server

A corrupt government

Person 1: Hey, are you in Kris' Churchill Server?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's a corrupt government

by bobjonesseggsybeast October 28, 2020

KRIS WU YOUNGER SISTER

KRIS WU YOUNGER SISTER

KRIS WU YOUNGER SISTER

by jnin August 27, 2024