Mike Jones

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

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Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

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Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.

Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.

by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010

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