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widget factory

(noun) An often derogatory term associated with a workplace philosophy where raw productivity is considered paramount.

In a "Widget Factory" workplace, metrics are everything and ideas are nothing. A "great employee" would be someone who produces the most widgets per hour. This mindset is closely tied to Taylorism; a production-oriented work philosophy from the late 19th and early 20th centuries.
Dave, your workplace isn't a widget factory--if you don't know how to charm your boss and get noticed, working your tail end off won't get you ahead.
by TexasBard June 28, 2017
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Crack Factory

The GM headquaters is located in Crack Factory U.S.A.
by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010
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Factory Rat

Person who gets stuck in a dead-end blue-collar job at a factory and spends decades in a position he despises; only to retire with an environmental issue or lousy pension.
My days in Detroit were the lousiest days of my life. I was a Factory Rat with no college education.

Factory Rat - "Where do you work?"

Man in suit - "I'm an accountant for the firm that owns that giant high-rise right there. How about you?"

Factory Rat - "Ive been working at the steel mill since I graduated high school"

Man in suit - "You suck."
by Sports Junkie January 4, 2012
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cheese factory

A club that continuously plays cheesy music, a film that has tonnes of cheesy scenes or anything that's incredibly cheesy.
This club is a proper cheese factory I'm going to a different one.
I'm getting sick of this cheese factory let's watch something else.
by cablekid77 December 26, 2010
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bread factory

The vagina of a woman with a heinous yeast infection.
Last night I was gunna treat Charlotte to some cunilingus, but that bitches snatch was like a fuckin' bread factory! The curdled ooze from her stench trench could make bread rise.
by BES the best July 17, 2006
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pussy factory

a man who has a penis that is loved by all women.
Hunter's pussy factory is always getting the ladies
by J.E. Thompson September 30, 2007
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Steezecake Factory

The place where a steezey or steeze actions occurs i.e shredding the mountain, grinding a rail, hitting a box, dancing through the night, etc. also a place where anything cool can or has happened. Anyone can go to the Steezecake Factory!
Dude wanna go to the Steezecake Factory and hit some sick jumps?

Waiter-"Welcome to the Steezecake Factory may I take your order?"

Anyone Cool- "Sure, i'll have an extra large gnarburger with extra pow-pow."
by Centaurus December 13, 2010
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