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Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.
Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.
by sebacostamr May 27, 2021
mugGet the Fool's Fortunemug.

flirtbook fools

1. The two people flirt and it appears on the FB newsfeed. YET, they don't seem to know they are flirting. Their friends just look at their spammed newsfeed with and expression that looks something like this -_-

2. A person/people who looks at a book written by a person named Derek for flirting advice. That doesn't exist.
*after a series of flirtiful events*

Derek:Why don't you guys just make babies.
Girl:Wth?
Guy:Where did you come up with this???

^^^^^these people would be the flirtbook fools.

Derek: oh man i have to make a name to express myself. oh I got it.
by the/annoyed/one.______. August 30, 2010
mugGet the flirtbook foolsmug.

Choopy Fool

A person who pees on the floor when they are angry.
Look at the mess katarina made, she is such a choopy fool.
by Chalupadog July 26, 2018
mugGet the Choopy Foolmug.

Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.
" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"
by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011
mugGet the Fool Schoolmug.

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018
mugGet the Basement foolmug.

Mapril Fools

Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)
I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.
by LegoPorkchop May 1, 2019
mugGet the Mapril Foolsmug.

fool's gold

When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.
Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.
by tomkru August 27, 2015
mugGet the fool's goldmug.

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