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The Letter D 

It's a fucking letter, you mongaloid.
"You don't know what the letter D is? Well no fucking wonder you never made it past year 2, you mug."
The Letter D by Kip Nan Winkie September 1, 2022

The Big D 

Tightening your ball sack with a rubber band until it cuts off circulation while having explosive diarrhea on your partners forehead . Then having a bowl of popcorn together.
Hey babe , let’s The Big D your forehead and watch a movie!
The Big D by Guru the juggernaut February 3, 2023

The 2-D Effect

When someone has a beautiful singing voice but an ugly talking voice
Man 2-D from Gorillaz has such a beautiful singing voice but a very ugly talking voice

You mean he has the 2-D effect?

The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !
Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”
The Class D by Cucumbro October 28, 2025

D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it
Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you
D the water by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

Diarrhea’d the seat

When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
Diarrhea’d the seat by frogggdogg November 10, 2021