CD

A thing that is ANCIENT!

omg like yasss I still use cds cuz yasssssss xxxxxxx

by Faultycriminal1 August 2, 2024

CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana

cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag

by apx_swishy January 6, 2022

CD-RW

What some people consider the holy grail of physical media, although BD-RE (Blu-Ray Rewritable) discs exist and hold up to 128 GB compared to CD-RW's 700 MB (0.7 GB for scale). Also, CD-RW was made after DVD came out (although DVD-RW didn't exist for a while afterward).

1: "Just got a CD-RW to hold all my photos."
2: "Just get a BD-RE. Same space, more storage."
3: "Physical media? Just. Use. Cloud storage."

by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

cd coaster

when a cd-r fails to burn for whatever reason making the disc completely useless and about as usable as a beverage coaster.

john burned a cd-r and it failed burning so he used it as a cd coaster for his pepsi.

by kieralovedanny October 17, 2025

CD

something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them

millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

Cd

A cd short for compact disc is an ancient relic used by literally everyone in the 2000s to store audio and mp3 files rather than using a tape

Look i got that jungle classics cd tha tg was just released

by Lord spacula October 31, 2022

Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.

“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025