blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!

omg he stuck is dick in to a blender

by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022

Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

Kentucky Blender

When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.

I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.

by Bamphs muffin top September 26, 2022

fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program

deadass you just say it straight fuck blender

by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022

Blender

1. 2D/3D animation tool
2. Home thing that blends bananas and shit
3. Tool that blends (smoothens the edges) 2 or more things together, most commonly found in paint tools

"What did you do today?"
"Oh, I ate a blender."
"What?"

by Meme Ghost October 1, 2021

Blender

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them

1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024