march 26th

march 26th the day you bully your short friend! if you have a short friend make sure to bully them!

look it’s march 26th! the day i get to bully my short friend!

by AsianFlake March 25, 2021

january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.

friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th

by ski279 November 1, 2019

April 26th

Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.

You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”

by plyby_ November 1, 2021

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

June 26th

Do something fun with your friends

On June 26th you have to go have fun with your friends

by Mlcg1 June 24, 2022

JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)

You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"

by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021

June 26th

National send your bf a titty pic.

“Yooooo guess what day it is.” “what day is it?” “ it’s june 26th, national send your bf a titty pic day”

by aidan68382 June 26, 2022