the act of getting angry at Your parents signifigant other drinking over half of their tequilla and pissing in the bottle to refill it and then watching them drink it.
"Dude, my moms boyfriend drank all the Tequilla and it pissed me off, so I Tequilla Dicked the bottle, sat back and watched as he drank it
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The tequila back door (tbd) requires three steps.
1) SALT- one should lick the ring of another's anus, then salt should be applied generously.
2) TEQUILA- is poured down the anus.
3) LEMON- Squirt it in your ass.
For females, the lemon, or all ingredients can be taken front door. TFD.
1) SALT- one should lick the ring of another's anus, then salt should be applied generously.
2) TEQUILA- is poured down the anus.
3) LEMON- Squirt it in your ass.
For females, the lemon, or all ingredients can be taken front door. TFD.
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I was ass banging this hot ass Mexican chick from El Paso and drinking some Cuervo and I decided to Tequila Slammer her!
by Highspeedmd December 28, 2011
Get the Tequila Slammer mug.Spanish texted frase meaning "I like you like a friend" the absence of the space between "te" and "quiero" makes the difference between the common frase "te quiero" meaning "I like or love you like a g/f or b/f". This difference is only made by texting, and is commonly used between friends when they are saying good bye.
Example 1:
Person 1: See you tomorrow
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: Bye
Person 1: tequiero
Example 2:
You are a great friend, I can always trust on you tequiero.
Person 1: See you tomorrow
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Bye
Person 2: Bye
Person 1: tequiero
Example 2:
You are a great friend, I can always trust on you tequiero.
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