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woke and toke

when explaining to someone that you woke up & smoked a blunt .

also known as "wake and bake"
hey court
hey tracy
whatd you do this morning court?
i woke and toked
hahahahhahah
by tdott March 30, 2007
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Tekken

1.) Also known as "The King of the Iron Fist." It is a tournament where fighters from all over the world search for their true destiny. Many have failed and few have found their true fate.
2.) Best fuckin fighting game ever!
1.) Marshall Law: Are you gonna enter the tournament?
Paul Phoenix: Hell yeah man, I'll see you there and beat your ass.
Marshall Law: That's what you've been saying the past decade Paul, it hasn't happened yet.
2.) Other fighting games: Virtua Fighter, and other wanna-be's.
by Gregory House March 31, 2005
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Token Piff

Coins and Blunts
Also a rap group with rappers; Lex-O, J Dubbz(Jacob Walder) and Abner Jacques.
Dema all day
Token Piffs new song is hard!
by DEMAallday January 17, 2009
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Toke and tank

The act of getting high, not before, not after, but while playing and or ranking in online MMORPG games.

The term was coined one night in 2009 by MafiaMatrix players. Intoxicated player was then tricked into thinking a war had erupted over IRC. While the initial lesson was "do not toke and tank", the hilarity of the intoxicated player thinking he was going to die made toking and tanking completely acceptable.

Now commonly used among some players, it is often said that toking and tanking is the only way to go. While some disagree, it can't be denied that when one is toking and tanking, everyone gets a contact high.
Player 1: I'ma stay up all night, toke, then tank.
Player 2: toke AND tank. da fuck is this toking THEN tanking?
by V_ronica July 17, 2011
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The Token Newb

The Token Newb hampers the productivty of the group.
by Austin-T December 12, 2004
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sniper toke

"Sniper tokes" are hits from a tall bong.
Usually a tall, but thin, bong. resembling the long barrel of a sniper rifle.
"SNIPER TOKES!!!"
"You guys wanna do some sniper tokes?"
"I got killed by the sniper dude. KO'ed from that sniper toke"
by OG Gooch Man January 15, 2009
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Last of the Tokehicans

Term used to signify the last hits off of the smoking apparatus.
Ah, it looks like we're almost out, it's time for the Last of the Tokehicans...
by Haywood Jabloeme December 23, 2004
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