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Kentucky Tennis Match 

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”
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emoji tennis

Texting nothing but emojis back and forth between a friend or partner. Can sometimes be for humour or usually because you're bored.
Boy: let's play emoji tennis
Girl: ok
Boy: 🍑
Girl: 😐
Boy: 😍😘❓
Girl: 😘😉
Boy: 😊😉
emoji tennis by brockthesock August 12, 2015
Word of the Day on August 20, 2015

Sex Tennis 

The sexual act between two men and a woman (preferably a hooker) whereby one man is on one bed and the other man is on the other bed. The first man starts out by fucking the girl on his bed and after a short while throws the woman onto the other bed where the other man catches her and proceeds to fuck. The first man to cum is the loser of the match. A game of true stamina.
Phil and Bruce played an epic game of sex tennis on Wednesday. Unforturnaly there had to be a loser because Phil unloaded a monster load on the girl after only 3 rounds.
Sex Tennis by Predator6 July 27, 2009

Nigger Tennis 

Basketball. Making reference to the back and forth motion of tennis and playing on the observation that there are a lot of blacks who play basketball, and not so many in the tennis arena.
I hate watching Nigger Tennis, I find my neck always getting a kink from watching the ball go back and forth, back and forth. They really should just make the game 5 minutes long, that's the only exciting part anyway.
Nigger Tennis by gaberick August 2, 2008

monkey tennis 

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad
That was fucking monkey tennis!
monkey tennis by SimonBr May 5, 2007

gobshite tennis 

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
gobshite tennis by Clanvid November 26, 2006

ruby tennis bracelet 

fisting a girl while on her period
Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.
ruby tennis bracelet by Albomary August 22, 2011