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cockpit tease

The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.
Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012
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Teased off

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.
by KingofNorway March 21, 2015
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cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.
That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.
by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016
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wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.
Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."
by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011
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Tease Boi

The offspring of a Fuck Boi who cannot fuck a person so instead resorts to teasing them to the brink of climaxing, and then walks out, leaving their victum on the verge of climaxing.
Raygaun isn't actually a pokemon, that nigga is a Tease Boi.
by BlueJayTheElite March 23, 2016
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Ellipsis tease

When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.
Stop being such an ellipsis tease and spit it out!
by lethor August 21, 2013
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tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back
I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease
by Stinksta May 31, 2016
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