The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

Rainbow taster

When a man tastes the cum of a homosexual man he becomes a rainbow taster

Matteo is a Rainbow taster

by Rainbowtasterog December 31, 2021

tashirah

She is sweet , gourgeous, type thicke, like dick, and she’s knows how to ride a dick, EAT EAT !!

Did y’all see that girl Tashirah sucking dick ?

by MarleyMike May 9, 2018

Tasering

Calling someone out for Loxing, or believing their non-ability to do anything is worthwhile.

I had to spend the day tasering to the class that their internet surfing in the computer lab did not help them ace the mid-term.

by Rad Corruptor September 17, 2006

Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

Cake Taster

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.

"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"

by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009