bed-table

a combination of a banana and a avocado

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast

by idontwanttowritemyname May 25, 2019

Hajalak Tablowme

-A big brain comeback.

Person 1: "Hey have you met my indian friend?"
Person 2: "No, who?"
Person 1: "Hajalak Tablowme?"

by Erec Shawn123 December 3, 2019

Hardcore tabletop doggy

Doggy style sex by bending on over the table, clutching the tits.

The mess looks like some one had Hmhardcore tabletop doggy over here.

by Asexual_13 June 7, 2020

Periodic Table

An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.

I have the periodic table on my wall.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts

Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings

by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007