Smurfadies

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

Meteorite Sulfate

Is sometimes mistaken for or argued that it is a real substance. It is, in fact something which does not exist.

People who believe in this substance, and then realise later that it does not exist, will deny ever believing in Meteorite Sulfate and claim it was a hypothesis.

Arguing it exists:
Jono: Meteorite Sulfate does exist!!
Jake: No, it doesn't.

Jono: Yes it does, I'll even tell you what it is...
Jake: Tell me then.
*Jono explains.

After discovering it does not exist:
Jono: I HYPOTHESISED!!!

by Amazing_Australian May 29, 2010

suran

a woman who stops at nothing to get boys

That suran is quite wild

by the phantom2 December 9, 2013

Jennifer Sura Rivera

The pettiest and meanest bitch who you will ever meet. She will try to make your life miserable. Overall an asshole.

Person 1:omg did you hear what Jennifer Sura Rivera did?

Person 2:yeah she SUCH a bitch.

by Ej. September 18, 2021

Surfail

A term denoting humiliating self-ownage by making a noobish mistake within an mmporg's public forum.

"Did you see that post where that noob was asking about trouble adding gang members? It was total Surfail!"

by MickRK February 25, 2009

surfacistic

synonym for superficial

I hate to be "surfacistic" but dude,really,she's a haagen dazs(aka,fat pig!)

by M Shake January 2, 2012

Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.

Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.

by Sarcastic K October 2, 2014