A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.
by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018
Get the Jewish Storymug. Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.
They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
by admiral martinson November 2, 2010
Get the Front-storymug. A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
Scenario 1:
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap
Scenario 3
Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
by Imakedefintionsduringstats July 17, 2017
Get the Snap storymug. Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.
by Bubbha April 10, 2012
Get the no where storymug. When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.
Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009
Get the story piratemug. A common phrase following a trend that you will find in TikTok comment sections. There is no meaning behind this; it is solely used as spam.
by spinfal March 31, 2022
Get the Story timemug.