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postman stamp

The act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.
Jonathan postman stamped Jerry and yellled, "You got mail!"
by pseudonym_maker November 21, 2015
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Bro stamp

When a bro has a dumbass generic tattoo on the middle of the person’s back, bro stamp
I was dancing at an edm show and I look up to see nothing but a gd bro stamp.
by Ncsuengin9 June 1, 2019
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Gag Stamp

The tattoo on the back of a persons neck. Can be compared to and is similar to a tramp stamp.
While he/she performs a bj, you can check out their Gag Stamp.
by Tha Dunk June 1, 2012
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stamp war

War tactic that takes place at work, office usually, when a colleague comes up to another and stamps him/her with office stamp, such as DRAFT, VOID, COPY, etc., on a random body part (wrist, leg, face?) and casually walks away
stamp war: -COPY- you got stamped!
by office stamping December 26, 2011
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Bell Stamp

Talking your post coital, cum or shit covered penis bellend and pressing/stamping it agains her cheeks, forehead or buttocks.
I gave several bell stamps on Rachel’s butt cheeks after anal sex. Love them brown polka dots.

I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.
by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021
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Stink Stamp

When your cat is too obese to clean her ass, she leaves a spot wherever she sits, that cannot be removed with ordinary household cleaners.
Our couch looks like a old bingo board because of all of Kitty's stink stamps....
by Cat Bacon March 21, 2010
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