SQUENCH

When a comely wench you love to hug is a bit on the short side

Come hug me you squench

by Penguin Fett February 21, 2023

Squoncher

When an animal had a very squishy and squishable face

“Wow look at that golden retriever hes a squoncher!”

by DaniDeVito November 2, 2023

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024

squench

Gross, bad, and/or weird

Person 1: Dude I hate that one guy
Person 2: Yeah, I know, he's such a squench.

by squenchking172 March 5, 2024

squanchmaxxing

Becoming a God and maxxing out ones abilities in the act of masturbation while hanging oneself.

Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"

Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.

by squidelish June 16, 2024

Squenching

Combination of squeezing and clenching.

I was squenching my ass cheeks.

by Lord of Chaos December 9, 2024