Squash

To deliberatly send someones incoming call directly to voicemail. The caller knows they are being squashed because they hear it ring at least once.

Usually derogatory action.

Johnny boy calls me 50 times when I am on a dinner date. I always have to Squash him.

by Crazy Dave NU June 27, 2007

bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.

Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher

by mansdudekah July 4, 2008

Squashed

The destroying of any member of the squash family on an enemy's porch, car, house, etc.

Bro!! Shawndiqua was bein too bitchy...so i squashed the shit outta her.

by edwardsvillenigga November 10, 2010

squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet

Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...

by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007

Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

by Lard1 February 22, 2011

Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked

Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me

by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018

Yellow Squash

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<

Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!

by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004