Fun-Sponge

Someone who walks into a room and literally soaks up all the fun , as a sponge would to water . Also known as a buzz-kill or a party-pooper .

Colum Leen is such a fun-sponge , he always kills the buzz boner and wants to do work in class .

by Andrew1134 May 07, 2009

spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Blood sponge

A blood sponge is another word used for tampon.
A female product used to absorbe blood and such
when a female has her period.

"It was her time of the month, so she used a blood sponge."

by iheartyou October 30, 2005

sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.

Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.

by tayb October 17, 2005

Sponge Knuckle

Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.

I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww

by Carlypants May 20, 2013

The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you

"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"

by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021

Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.

" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "

by Killallfurries42069 October 15, 2023