sponge nappers

Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.

Hey, where did Spongebob go? I just saw him yesterday! (said cruisin' by the local BK)

by Plankton December 5, 2004

spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

Blood sponge

A blood sponge is another word used for tampon.
A female product used to absorbe blood and such
when a female has her period.

"It was her time of the month, so she used a blood sponge."

by iheartyou October 29, 2005

sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.

Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.

by tayb October 17, 2005

Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.

" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "

by Killallfurries42069 October 14, 2023

Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge

Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge

by NotAdo April 19, 2020