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Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills
by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
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speaning

Typically a female practice, that involves speaking and listening at the same time.
My wife and her freind have been speaning for over an hour now.
by speaner June 16, 2018
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Shearing The Sheep

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
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sparing

being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...
"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",

"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"
by Zappelli May 5, 2020
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speaking moistly

ahhhhhhh justine uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes uh uhhhhhhhhhhhh fuke fuke
that asmr was weird he was speaking moistly
by pee wee pee pee September 9, 2020
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speaking da da

me: bro people are so annoying these days

gianna: so true, you speaking da da 🗣
by gaytingz April 26, 2021
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Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”
by Juan1000 April 28, 2021
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