Horny Sombrero

the act of cumming into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till it is full, then freezing it and wearing it.

yo man can my gurl have ur horny sombrero?

ya dood ill make another

by james blakely October 8, 2014

The Horny Sombrero

When you cum into a cast mold of a sombrero repetitively till the mold is full. then freeze it and wear it.

yo, dood where did you get The Horny Sombrero?
I made it myself

by james blakely October 8, 2014

vegetable vendor somesh

Your mom

Bruh

I am
Vegetable vendor somesh

by Mosquitoe eater somesh November 23, 2021

Somber

A nigga who like syrup way too much

"Wow you're such a Somber"

by Tomthebomb is a nigga August 12, 2020

brown sombrero

a fecal hat resulting from sticking one's head up another's ass

I gave Janie a brown sombrero yesterday, and while it hurt my bum, she seemed to enjoy it.

by Antwunny June 15, 2004

sombrero dudes

The coolest things last year that me and my friend loved and made an email address out of and included as the motto to all the chatrooms we would do in Mr. Bentley's class (who just retired, by the way), and she would tell me some stupid lie about liking Kevin Braiden and stuff, and I wouldn't believe her, and then some guy who happened to be extremely tall and is having fights over shoe sizes with a blonde person right now in our class would steal it and read it and believe it and then we's have to spend days telling him it wasn't true, but by that time, the whole school knew. Sombrero dudes are the essence of cool.

Me: Friend, who do you like?

Friend: Well...I like Kevin Braiden.

Me: HA! Yah right!

Tall guy: Haha! I have your chatroom! I'm going to read it!

Friend: No! Let go of it!

Tall guy: YOU like KEVIN BRAIDEN?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY!!!!

Friend: NO! IT ISN'T TRUE!

by Hyper Girl December 10, 2004

sobsession

An underground connotative slang word, used in tabloid magazines. It's origin is said to have surfaced accidentally, and its usage was immediately accepted as the newest 'fantabulous' addition to the modern English language. Defined as a 'manic, pointless obsession with something to the point of hysteric despair and/or empty sympathy', the word is mentioned exclusively by valley girls and those of lower intelligence levels. Easily misused, like the words 'literally' and 'ironic'.

"Like, oh my god, did you hear about the latest Kardashian scandal? It's like, so sobsessive! "

"Oh my god, I so totally did! Kim totally, like, didn't deserve that divorce! Poor girl is my sobsession!"

"I know!! I am, like, sooo totally sobsessed with her, too!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!!'

by Victoria's_Secret November 5, 2012