Soft Grunge

A pejorative but accurate term that typically describes the average teenage tumblr or blogger user that doesn't see themselves as hipster. By using pop culture and surface references to grunge in music, fashion, and imagery they seek to appear as unique and interesting as possible (although the effectiveness of this is debatable).

Usually the content they post is stolen with all reference of the original author removed in order to promote themselves. Subject matter typically falls somewhere between artsy and trashy.

human: Hey I didn't know you listened to Soundgarden?
tumblr kid: What?
human: It's on your T-shirt?
tumblr: oh right...
human: I get it your a soft grunge kid and therefore are just in it for the aesthetic.

by sparklechair December 29, 2012

Soft Swinging

The act of couples(swingers) particpating in sexual acts in the same room but not swapping or sharing their sexual partners.

I need a girlfriend so I can do some soft swinging with you two tonight.

by MichaelO June 19, 2005

suck it soft

To continue to suck the hog leg until it is soft and not stopping after you have dropped your load.

Chick: "Huu, ugg ugg, ugg"
Dude: "Keep going, dont stop"
Chick: "OK, but dont cum in my mouth"
Dude: "You better shut up and suck it soft!"

by Frainslug March 14, 2007

Soft Cock

Soft Cock is a alternate version of calling someone a pussy and its used by the Australian YouTuber "Lazarbeam"

He cant even chug a drink what a soft cock its like he isn't even a man

by Steryeotypical Canadian November 06, 2018

Soft Ghetto

It's like regular ghetto but softer

Missy Elliot in all pink is soft ghetto.

by obsessedsim September 13, 2013

soft hooker

A woman who has sex in exchange for expensive dates, gifts, favors or money without an express verbal contract prior to the act. First defined in Mario Puzo's "Fool's Die".

In the morning he gave the girl a hundred to pay for her cab home even though she lived in the building right across the street. He always made sure to keep the soft hookers happy so word wouldn't get out that he's cheap because he'd never get laid again.

by Chris Cadillac May 04, 2007

soft-handed

One who has never done a hard days work in their life most often a Chickenhawk.

Donnie says he thought of joining military but can't remember what foot had bone spurs.

What? Donnie is a liar and soft-handed

by Lee03 March 10, 2016