soda camel

A person who stands in front of the soda machine drinking and refilling their soda multiple times.

I ran out of soda 5 minutes ago, but this soda camel won't get out of the way so I can quench my dire thirst.

by urban dictophile April 17, 2009

Baking Soda

-Andre Nickatina's use of this was described as his crack cocaine used in sales to disguise what they are actually selling from others.
-Baking Soda, Type of powder used in baking food, etc. Also used to get high from if snorted enough...

Gotta move that baking soda all over the states.

by JaMeS_MisTaThizzle February 27, 2008

fountain soda

Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.

Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?

by Tisteca March 4, 2007

Free Soda

Free Soda is a term coined by myself and my friends to mean to get some from a girl in a situation in which there are no consequences. This was created when my friend told me that to him going around the bases with a girl for him was a conincidental experience. I then likened a coicidental experience to free soda. Thus the definition.

1. Dude, that girl is sooo easy. I'm definatly gonna get some free soda.

2. Because everyone was drunk there was a lot of free soda to go around.

by B-dizzel September 9, 2006

Soda Can

A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.

It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!

by nopyo October 16, 2007

Soda Suicide

The hilarious act of shaking a two-liter bottle of soda, slamming it on the ground, and having the bottle rocket itself towards you by the force of the caffeine.

Dude, you should have been there, Brandon just committed soda suicide today with the two-liter of Faygo I bought him! We seriously should have brought a video camera, that was a perfect YouTube moment!

by DopeArmy101 May 6, 2009

Soda Cheese

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.

Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.

by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012