snow seat

When after cumming in a a chick's ass she sits up to quickly and the jizz seeps out of her ass and onto what ever she is sitting.

Oh shit, Heather's mom was so pissed when she came home and saw the snow seat she left on the new couch.

by world champ crapper June 11, 2010

snow-brainer

a no-brainer but in terms of winter-appropriate attire and overall winter safety in northern countries like Russia, Canada, Scandinavia and parts of New England, among others

wearing at least a coat and winter boots, and not just a mini-skirt, is simply a snow-brainer. all this to say to say yesterday i met a girl outside my fav Irish pub wearing nothing but a mini skirt and some tank top, talking on her phone. I asked her if she wasn't cold, and to get a coat, which was also a snow-brainer on my part.

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

Snow Devil

A Snow Angel made in the nude.

"I ripped off all of my clothes and made a snow devil!"

by forgotten0ne December 15, 2008

the snow prophet

any person who can predict an impending ejaculation within a 30 second timeframe

I was about to give up but Paige was the snow prophet and I finished on her face

by docdealer69 February 05, 2014

Snow Gypsy

Snow Gyspsy- One who is said to roam the vast expanse of what we call “America,” in search of a good time, always to be called back to the snow. Much like a bird drawn to a specific habitat during mating season, the snow gypsy will always be found at his local “spot” from the months of October – May.

Random lounge kid- hey does that TJ kid still work here?
Chuck- It’s October? Don’t you know anything?
Same kid- what? Uh im confused?
Chuck- he’s a snow gypsy, look it up.

by SnowGyspy September 26, 2011

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

Snow Bird

Any old or wealthy person who migrates to florida for the cold winter months. These individuals are notorious for bad driving, an undeserved sense of superiority and lack of fashion sense.

"Now it takes me 20 minutes longer to get to work in the morning because all these damn snow birds are clogging up the roads with their shitty driving"

by rum digger December 05, 2008