Snark

A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine

My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.

by MilkMalkMolk June 30, 2011

Snark

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.

Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.

by noylekul June 28, 2011

snark

To accidentally get something lodged in your nasal cavity, after choking. Often occurs when swallowing food wrongly, or during puking, when food is shooting upwards into your mouth. The victim usually spends time making disgusting noises with their sinuses to get the rogue item out of their nasal cavity. Sometimes, when the item is dislodged, it gets stuck in the throat again, renewing the process.

I was choking on a piece of food and when I hacked it up, I snarked it. It took me forever to get it back down.

by MrChowWow April 27, 2006

snarkle

An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!

by Josheph B. Jacknife January 29, 2010

snarkin

also known as "snarky", "snarking", "snark", etc. another word for PMS-in.

Kayla was flippen snarkin at me today.. so i bit her. what? what was i supposed to do? let her snark at me? NO THANKS.

by lauren fiZZle June 3, 2005

snarkblog

To write blog entries with a high level of snark. Sometimes it can be considered mean,but snarkblogging always is funny, insightful and interesting.

Dude, I so snarkblogged the Zuckerberg interview.

I cant believe that company thought that was a press release. I am going to snarkblog this tomorrow.

Did you read that snarkblog? They nailed Steve Jobs perfectly, and it was so funny

by Micah Baldwin March 17, 2008

Snarknoxious

Adj. Snarky and obnoxious. Generally, used to describe someone who is very snarky and clever, but but probably a little manic and and can't shut up, making him obnoxiously snarky--and kind of noxious n: Snarknoxiousness

"He's kind of funny, but that kind of snarknoxious dick probably won't get laid tonight"

by Andiron18 December 21, 2009