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snail trail

Female version of a Tea bag in video games.

when a stripper notices a married guy in the club and wants his wife to find out she sits on his leg or lap rubbing her self and lets her vaginal juices soak into his clothes leaving a snail trail.
after you kill someone in a video game you lay down in prone position and low crawl over your victims face. Thus snail trail.

when a stripper notices a married guy in the club and wants his wife to find out she sits on his leg or lap rubbing her self and lets her vaginal juices soak into his clothes and rubbs ger self
by Waikiki Smoke October 21, 2012
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snail dick

having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
by tobo4564564 December 9, 2008
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Snail mail

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.
by SDLynn May 5, 2017
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snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
by JayC2008 August 21, 2008
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snail party

It's that thing where you cover yourself in Vasaline and crawl on the floor until someone comes in with the salt
"Are you going to that snail party on Saturday?"
"Nah, man, that last one got way too salty."
by cc27 September 23, 2013
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Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest
Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.
by Dirt willy October 5, 2017
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Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.
You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.
by cwhaley April 24, 2009
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