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desert slappy

The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.
"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"
by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009
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sappy girl songs

Songs extrenely girlish girls listen to, and gay guys too. Songs to cry to. Songs that are played as slow dances at dances. Or what people "in love" listen to.
"Something About The Way You Look Tonight" "Because You Loved Me" "Burn" "I'm With You" "Cry Me A River" "Moment Like This"
by Ree March 25, 2005
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snappy

a porn-lovin, low cut shirt-wearin' hoebag that walks the streets of the 'burg looking for a boyfriend. She's single ladies and gents.
Snappy, your headlights are on!
by T-funk February 28, 2004
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Slappy

A conjunction of the words 'Slap' and 'Happy'. Normally used together, meaning uncontrollably hyper, and having random outbursts of laughter. You normally pee yourself when your in this mood, and it occurs a lot before you retire to your bed. Meaning, if you get 'slappy', you will crash in approximately 10 minutes.
Homie #1: *laugh laugh laugh. laugh laugh laugh laugh luagh. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.* HEY! Did you see that squirrel? Wow, that guy is wearing pink pajamas... Do you do The Twist with your heel or toe? I wonder what really is at the end of a rainbow...

Homie #2: Wow homie, your slappy as all get out.
by F I N N ! (: May 14, 2011
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snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.
by Wun Hung Lo July 26, 2008
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Sappy

He is so sappy
by El gizardo May 4, 2019
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Snappy nappy dougout

A vagina that feels so good it would make you rob a corner store but naked with a nerf gun wit no nerf bullets
Last night after the club she gave me that snappy nappy dougout.

Imma kill her new boyfriend if she gave him that snappy nappy dougout
by Winstttt January 26, 2021
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