skatehoe

someone who hangs out with skaters and has no clue about skating or anything close to it

Brandon: Tory do you wanna go skate?
Tory:No i dont skate i just hang out with skaters and tag along, Im a skatehoe.

by ChazDango November 12, 2007

skate foot

Shoes (most of the time skateboard shoes) with torn laces, blown out toe, holes in the soles, fraying stich lines and perhaps Shoe Goo

Person A) Wow look at that boys shoes!

Person B) yeah he's got some real skate foot going on there.

by Austin Graves April 26, 2006

Skatch

Skatch is a derogatory term of endearment to the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.

No you fool, skatch isn't an STD. We're in Skatch right now.

by morganaj May 29, 2010

skate poser

Any one who thinks some skaters are gay because of the brand of clothing they r wearing. They usually suck and give other skaters shit to cover up the fact that they suck. they also usually brag about what they can do and then cant do it when you ask to see it. Some Skate Posers wear skate stuff but dont skate.

Skate Poser: Dude i Tre flipped 12 Stairs the other day
Skater: Really lets See it
Skate Poser: nah Im too tired

Skater: Nice Lakais do you skate in them
Skate Poser: Nah I dont skate i just wear them so people think im cool

by Clayton Rawles January 15, 2008

skateboard

The greatest invention the world has ever seen.

"Hey dog, you wanna go ride skateboards at the skatepark?"

by The pro skateist exstrordinare August 12, 2006

Skateboarding is not a crime

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Destroying property is a crime.

There's a difference.

The best way for communities to avoid property damage is to provide some small skater parks here and there. Since shakeboarding is not a crime, skaters could go to the park without faer of being arrested. Yeah, it costs taxpayer money, but it would be about equal to the cost of constantly repairing damaged property. Kind of a catch-22 really.

by Slick mama March 29, 2005

Broke skate

Anyone who never has the money to go do something in your clique then borrows that money promising they'll pay you back but not doing so still one year later. Not to be confused with cheap skateBroke skates don't have money like a cheap skate.

Friend 1 : Hey let's invite Terry to go with us.
Friend 2: Fuck that he's a broke skate he still hasn't paid me back and it's going on a year.
Friend 3: Yeah fuck him he can mooch off Kegan.
Friend 4: By mooch you mean blow.

by Lil Bruce Wayne June 24, 2008