Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.

"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."

by Shrimp Father May 15, 2019

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

by MyNameIsForrest-ForrestGump March 9, 2018

Shrimp Work

a funnier and different name for the korean netflix show "squid game"

- What's on Disney Minus today?

- Wait a second this isn't squid game...this is Shrimp work!

by newwordsperday October 20, 2021

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018