stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Shifties

Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 3, 2019

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Night Shift Girl

a girl/woman who generally works at night and is not bothered by talk of a sexual nature.

A Night Shift Girl is like a truck stop waitress, record store clerk, or Avril Lavine

by Overeatr May 10, 2011

Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

Power Shift

Power shifting is a technique used by drag racers in order to achieve faster acceleration and lower elapsed times during a race. To power shift a manual transmission vehicle, after inital launch and upon reaching the engine's power curve peak, you must keep the accelerator fully depressed, apply the clutch, upshift, and release the clutch. This must be done quickly and smoothly in order not to damage the engine by over revving during the shift. Power shifting is used only for upshifting, never for downshifting.

If you power shift while drag racing, you'll achieve a shorter quarter mile elapsed time.

by mean13 August 29, 2009