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Shake it Up

Another shitty Disney show. When will they learn to bring the classics like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck back that the whole family can watch, not just stupid little girls? Anyway, the jokes suck, the music sucks, there are too many cliches, and TOO MUCH DAMN AUTOTUNE! The dancing is atrocious, and the singing isn't singing: its all fucking autotune! Just another crappy Disney show that only idiodic douchebag little girls can watch. Shows like this is the abomination of mankind!
Person 1: Hey, whats that on tv?
Person 2: Ooh, its "Shake it Up"
Person 1: What the fuck! Why isn't there talent in Disney Channel shows and music anymore?
Person 2: Yeah fuck this. I'm changing the channel.
by iwon'ttellumyname March 22, 2011
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shake a bitch

More a school of thought than a common term, used to describe the notion that while it might not be okay to hit a bitch, it certainly is alright to shake one until they come around to a reasonable line of thinking.
Naw man, I didn't hit her. I'm not like that. I just had to shake a bitch til she came up off my money.
by $50_the_secret_swallower April 15, 2010
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Shampoo Shake

When you are stuck in the shower and out of shampoo with barely enough left to scrub your hair so you add water to the bottle and make a "Shampoo Shake"
John: "I ran out of shampoo so I had to make a Shampoo Shake"
Katy: "Sucks. I'll go buy more later"
by Sky159 June 18, 2011
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what's the shake?

Girl: What's the shake?
Boy: A fight!
Girl: oh...
by FutureSex October 5, 2006
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shake joint

"Dude, I saw these fine hunnies last night at the shake joint."
by big zook November 25, 2006
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harlem shake

An eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders. The Harlem Shake originated on 125th and Lexington where gang bangers would shoot unsuspecting cripples with crutches. The staggering fall of these cripples created a signature move, adapted by gang-affiliates and introduced at local parties. Upon witnessing the newly created “Harlem Shake,” a corporate thug under the Bad Boy Entertainment payroll reenacted and sold this dance to famous choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson who introduced this dance with the video premier “Let’s Get It” by P. Diddy featuring G-Dep and Black Rob. The phenomenon sweeping white neighborhoods and Italian nightclubs across the country was born… the Harlem Shake.
Daddy, Sarah and I want to go to Abyss and do the Harlem Shake.
by The Geet March 10, 2008
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Shake the lettuce

Removing the excess urine from a vagina
After you pee,don't forget to shake the lettuce!
by Darris January 21, 2003
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