Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

virtue signalling

Advocating a political or philosophical position, and/or taking up a public cause, from a position of vanity, for the primary purpose of demonstrating your conformity with fashionable pop culture values.

Angela's sudden advocacy for the local pet shelter was mostly an exercise in public relations and virtue signalling. She had never much cared for dogs and cats before, but she instinctively understood teary-eyed public support for defenseless animals generally said something good about her as a person.

by Okie G.L. June 2, 2016

stignant

showing extreme activity.
derived from stagnant meaning to cease to move, combined with Stig, the driver on Top Gear who drives hard and fast.
also includes

stignation - a state of extreme activity.

your life is so stignant, i can't keep up.

by helzbelz28 November 22, 2011

Bat Shit Signal

1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy.

"Hey look, there's Gary Busey. Someone must have turned on the Bat Shit Signal."

bat shit crazy bat shit insane

by Jack117 June 15, 2010

signal 12

A raging fire, usually a building, see signal 10, this is to a greater degree.

That dumbass forgot to unplug the lights on his Christmas tree and ended up signal 12ing his house!

by sparky December 5, 2003

Signatures

Useless links on the bottom of forum posts to make Google think your site is cool.

I really hate that forum, it's full of scammers and geeks, but I will post something so Google thinks my site got game. Hold on, lemme add my signatures before I make a post, I hope I don't need more than posts to get one.

by Mike Dammann May 22, 2008

signal salute

Raising your arm -with phone in hand- in order to get more reception, as if the satellite orbiting miles away can now reach you.

Me: so idk when I'll be leav...
Friend: what? your breaking up!
Me: *signal salute*
Friend: whoa, your signal's perfect now!!

by redfuzzypeaches December 13, 2010