Lortex Security

If you say your friends are in this group everybody they know is insta gay.

Dave - Ha I bet your in Lortex Security.
Darrel - *Darrel And His Family Die Of Gayness*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 3, 2018

relationship security

When your significant other has started a project you need but hasnt finished it yet so you can't dump them

I hate Sam but he's only halfway done with my dog door. I cant dump him until he finishes it. Hes got relationship security

by G-unit Girthy February 18, 2019

Plasir Serenity

Gaining the state of relief and fulfilment in ones self by performing acts of service to ease someone else's life.

""The face of solace I tended to her wound left me in a state of pure Plasir Serenity"

by A.R.S Z.R.C June 15, 2022

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

san diego security

The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.

Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.

Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?

Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.

by OG Ging December 23, 2016

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021

Manipal Information Security Team

A club with a very good board and an even better ManComm and the best Working Comm.

That club is a Manipal Information Security Team.

by UTUBCWH November 30, 2021