Seattle Mishap

the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.

The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.

Seattle Mishap by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

Seattle Mist 

The jizz that a grown man ejects from his penis while watching a bunch of girls play football in Lingerie.

Tom and his family were at Showare Center watching some Lingerie Footbal when he realized that his pants were full of Seattle Mist.

Seattle Mist by northboundtrucker September 15, 2009

seattle special

Being consciously aware of your turn signal and consciously not using it.

The scientific definition of the lowest level of intelligence sufficient to get a driver's license.

Do not ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to the Seattle special.

seattle special by Wordius January 19, 2016

Seattle Mafia 

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists

Bill Gates is a Seattle Mafia kingpin.

Seattle Mafia by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

seattle prep 

private school on capitol hill filled with the most spoiled, richest kids in seattle and most likely the richest kids in washington. eduacation is very high and mostly everyone are overachievers.

tori: you know matt goes to seattle prep?
leah: his parents own the company my parents work for. aren't all the kids there stuck up?
tori: duh everybody who goes there lives in a mansion with a private jet

seattle prep by fhgsahfbsubfsduy June 25, 2008

Seattle University 

Seattle University is a high school located in the Capitol Hill district of Seattle, WA. It calls itself a college but in reality there is nothing to make it resemble a college in any way. There are no good parties, no hot girls and no ways to have the fun that your friends will be having at real colleges. Do not make the mistake of attending Seattle University. It's a high school.

Jack: Hey, your going to Seattle University too?!

Dave: Yeah, man it's gonna be crazy fun in college!

Jack: Oh no, they dont allow any kind of parties on campus and none of the girls are hot or willing to have sex.

Dave: Oh shit, so basically high school?

Jack: More like middle school.

Seattle University by fuckthisschool October 8, 2012

Seattle Crime Syndicate 

A multi-organized crime syndicate also known by "Seattle Mafia".
This Syndicate is leaded by it's boss Daniel "Big One" Regis and also known cause of his influence of beeing the godfather as "Regis Mafia". The Seattle Mafia also operates in Atlanta, Great Falls and Europe.

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Seattle Crime Syndicate by z41F52T March 28, 2009