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Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
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scooter poof

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart
by peasscoot April 24, 2015
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scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
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handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
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scooter girlfriend

the girlfriend of a scooterer. these girls love their scooter boyfriends. They are very loyal and will sometimes even hug their scooter boyfriend in public. A scooter girlfriend is every tween's dream.
Wow Bradley! I can't believe you have a scooter girlfriend already! We're 12 and she's like 12 and a half already. I've seen you guys hug in public. How does it feel to hold hands with a girl?
by DaddyPickle February 22, 2021
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scooter scrap

a southsider so called puttingit down a\on a scooter usually seen in groups one walking and the other one ridin an then take turns switching
mr.criminal was in town scooter scrapping it
by $ilent14 August 9, 2008
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Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
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