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Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
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schrodinger's flirt

when someone makes a thirsty comment about someone else and retroactively decides whether it was a joke or not based on everyone else's reaction
"A: she is so hot"
"B: bro you cant say that"
"A: haha of course not, i was joking"
"B: must be schrodinger's flirt"
by dickrider39 November 13, 2023
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.
Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.
by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021
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Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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Schrodingers Ragebait

When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.
Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game

Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard

Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.

Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.

(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)
by Berba July 12, 2025
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