Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

by Krista NZ September 26, 2021

sassy ass bitch

A bitch who's sassy and has an ass.

Dick:"Thots these days are such sassy ass bitches.
Pussy: "ikr im so not a thot" *grins*

by Sassy Ass Bitch Inc. November 05, 2017

sassy noob

Reavenger's girlfriend. biggest asian in town. is the patient zero of aids, basically lives down in china town because she's asian.
Works at a chinese restaurant, why reavengers has got the whole chinese menu memorized.
She's asian which means she's as flat as a board, eyes that are scary as hell and tries to act like the rest of us.

Whoa that girl was a sassy noob.
Hey billy joe you see that sassy noob with that reavengers?

by maste chief8 January 20, 2008

sassy ass assasin

an assasin with an abundence of swag and loves anal sex

p1: look at that guy over there why is he checking out her ass

p2: oh him hes a sassy ass assasin

by comander clit November 04, 2011

Inner Sassy Black Woman

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.

Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire July 12, 2008

Sweet Sassy Molassy

Particularly attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.

Wow, look at that sweet sassy molassy!

or:

The molassy at this party is sweet and sassy!

by Drakonian December 05, 2003

Sassy Fat Black Grandma

The nicest, warmest, gentlest race of person there is. They cook well, dance well, and always have a story to share. Sure their rack is down to their knees, but they will always be there for you.

"I watched big momma's house 2 yesterday"

"The one with the sassy fat black woman? Man, that's the best movie ever! She is one sassy fat black grandma!"

by LaRhondrisha January 05, 2010