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SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.
Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro
by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022
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Sam

This person can drive you up the wall, she is obnoxious and clingy. she can be intense and assume you want to hang out all the time. She is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stirs up drama then doesn't want to be in it. she loves to take charge but always fails. she tries at sports and ends up injured because she just isn't good at it.
Team Player: Where's sam?? She isn't in her spot.

Other Team Player: Shes laying down in the middle of the feild.
by anonomous3456790 February 25, 2021
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Sam

A hot guy who can sing and is very kind.
I wish Sam was mine...
by Vfbnh tfcsxecfinkjnhvfce December 7, 2019
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Sam

That Coward on Discord
"Sam is a Coward"
by Not Leg Man The Third August 6, 2020
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Sam

Sam is a male with very long wavy hair. He is very tall and doesn't like socializing much. Sam is a very attractive man and has beautiful blue eyes. He goes to the gym everyday and has a very nice body.
Person #1: "Woah, who's that super tall, gorgeous, buff guy over there?"

Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"
by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023
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Sam

The army friend who always dies saving someone.
"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."
by Blueisthesaddestcolour May 28, 2018
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Sam

The best person you will ever meet he is so nice and is vv cute
by Chicken15412 July 3, 2018
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