Safety Helmet

Getting head with a condom on.

Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!

by *R~S* August 24, 2019

internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.

Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

by New_byt February 18, 2019

Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.

Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."

by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021

safety fail

To "safety fail" is to intentionally fail or fail to complete a major assignment or test in a given class because (according to calculations) it is impossible for the assignment to cause one's overall grade in the class to drop by a letter or have any significant changes

Sarah: Hey what are did you write about on the essay for the final in English?

Chris: Haha I didn't...I took a nap. I had over a 100% in that class so it wouldn't have changed my grade. I might as well have safety failed it.

by lordvoldemort8989 May 19, 2011

Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond

Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?

by AL_O0 January 15, 2018

Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014

Safety pocket

A place to store illegal substances upon ones body. Referring to an anal cavity or up a vagina

Yo bro I'm being pulled over by the cops put that shit in your safety pocket

by QueenNikola June 16, 2021