Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

by Rossi September 18, 2003

salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole

"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

salado

In most Spanish speaking countries it's a term (slang) we use to call someone who has a string of negative events considered to be bad luck.

Ese tipo es mas salado con las mujeres. (that guy has the worst luck with women).

by Jon Carlo Rossi October 23, 2016

Titty Salad

when a woman takes advantage of a man and rubs her tits in and all over his face in a rough manner.

man: "Dude, we were just watching a movie when outta no where she took off her top and gave me a titty salad."

by youcanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

march salad

The mess within a hooker panties after marching the hoe stroll all night after many customers aka women's fromunda cheese

That trick need to wash that march salad, before she starts losing business!

by Krustee August 14, 2015

israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.

Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.

by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017

Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012